Traversing the narrow trails of Moat Cailin, climbing the treacherous steep of The Wall, sailing through the rough Narrow Sea, all while sitting NOT on the iron throne but my red couch. I am the Couch Potato King, First of his Name, Ruler of the Red Couch and the Seventh Deadly Sin, Sloth. Welcome to my realm!
I don’t know when and how exactly I get here. There’s a big void, and I can’t seem to figure where. At this point, I know I should be fine. But I am not. I have crossed it. I wish I didn’t. I know there’s no turning back. But I’m slowly ebbing away. Can someone get me out of this reverie!